SUPER BOWL MAYHEM: PHILADELPHIA CELEBRATES WITH FIRES, LOOTING AND SHOOTING Thousands of ecstatic Eagles fans took to the streets of Philadelphia Sunday night

Last night, after underdog Eagles defeated Tom Brady and the Pats to win the Superbowl, we predicted that “Philly GDP was set for a major Keynesian boost tonight”…

Sure enough, thousands of ecstatic Eagles fans took to the streets of Philadelphia Sunday night after their first ever Super Bowl win, beating the five-time champion New England Patriots 41-33 at U.S. Bank Stadium.

Eagles fans flood the streets of Philadelphia as team wins its first Super Bowl in franchise history. http://abcn.ws/2EEZPUD 

Earlier in the day, Philly was hard at work preparing for whatever outcome was in store for the Eagles – including officers from 60 additional police departments, 400 National Guard members, US Secret Service, ICE, FBI, private security, County Sheriff’s Reserves, and over 10,000 civilian volunteers. Oh, and they also greased up the light poles for good measure:

And despite all of that, tens of thousands of crazed Eagles fans poured into the streets and promptly chimped out with joy – much of which can be found in the Twitter feed of Barstool Sports.

As expected, celebrations of the historic Super Bowl victory of the Philadelphia Eagles led to havoc on Sunday night, as cheering crowds damaged property and turned cars upside down, and an explosion of unknown ripped in the downtown area and several people were injured in street violence.

Some highlights:

The Ritz Carlton Awning was mercilessly partied on until it collapsed: 

A Toyota Prius owner should have known better than to park there. What if the Eagles had lost?

Sadly, several traffic signals and other probably ungreased poles did not survive the night:

A dance party broke out and music spontaneously happened:

This. Is. Amazing.

Five stories up, some students at the Merriam Theater of the Arts just broke out some brass intruments and led Broad Street in the Eagles’ fight song

Little bit of fire, little bit of mayhem, little bit of eating horse shit:

We are excited to serve everyone biscuits tomorrow morning at our Philadelphia location but in order to do that it needs to be not burned down please

BREAKING:

People are rioting and looting in Philly after the super bowl, yelling “Everything is free,” as they trash this gas station.

No….don’t eat the horse shit…don’t do it…..YOU ARE BETTER THAN TH…oh no

Some guy went on the rails: 

Many vehicles were surfed:

A hoarde of zombies scaled a fence, because they can do that in this one:

With beer…

This kind of teamwork to get the kegs over the fences is why they call it the city of brotherly love

Happy cop:

A shooting was reported on a highway and the police are requesting back-up. The situation in some parts of the city is apparently out of control, with most of the traffic lights taken out and people continuing to vandalize buildings. The central Old Navy store has reportedly been vandalized, with its doors ripped open and/or its front window broken in.

People yelling “Everything is free,” looting, trashing this gas station. Damn it, Philly we better than this.

Just saw a video of a female with a eagle mask on running around in the streets of Philadelphia completely naked. OK THEN 🙄

Serious cops

And lastly – what better way to cap off an Eagles win? She pretty much had to say yes… 

The kid that comes from this marriage is gonna grow up to punch so many horses in the face

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